How to know she’s really crazy
Wednesday, June 05, 2013
NO woman wants to be branded “crazy”, especially when the title comes at the end of a relationship and all she’s doing is using all the arsenal at her disposal to assert her right to stay on as the girlfriend. It’s in these situations that men usually allow the description to fly — when she’s keying his car, slashing his tyres, or going full out Waiting to Exhale on him.
But even the men will admit sometimes that they are the ones who bring out the insanity in women, especially when they lie, cheat, or act contrary to how the women expect. And many times, the women are forgiven for going nuts when their men act out. However, there are certain brands of crazy that there’s no explanation for, like when the woman goes in full Fatal Attraction mode. The men below share their views on how to know she’s gone coo-coo.
Derrick T, 44:
When you and she have a little argument and you go home and can’t find a decent piece of clothes to put on ‘cause she has cut up all of them, or dropped everything in bleach water.
When she tells you that if you leave her she’ll kill herself, or insists that you’re stuck with her forever, whether you like it or not.
Willel O, 30:
When she calls you constantly just to find out where you are, then listens to the background noise to see if you are lying.
Tafari D, 30:
When she gets her friends to watch you like a hawk, wherever you go.
When she tells you what she would do if you cheated — and she’s serious. Any woman who watches Snapped and tries to justify the behaviour of the women on the programme, or who talks of pouring hot oil in your ears, or doing a Bobbit on you, is certifiable.
Glen H, 37:
When everywhere you go you have to look over your shoulders to see if she has followed you — again —because following you has become her new pasttime. Or you tell her you’re going somewhere and before you even get there, she is there waiting for you, yelling, “Surprise!”
Marlon W, 38:
When she says things like ‘if I can’t have you no one else will’.
Bernard G, 37:
When your sweetheart texts you wife and tells her everything that you did together, even though she knew from before that you were married and was willing to get involved with you.
Raymond C, 51:
When you find out that she’s visiting March Drug Store downtown.
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