Hello Met and All,
I have a best friend she is my friend from as long as I can remember myself, we went to school together and did everything together. We live in country, about a year ago she started talking to a deportee who live in a big house and drive a fancy car. The deportee told her to leave her boyfriend who she has been dating since she was in 7 grade,(because him tell har ,”a man alone fi bad.) even though every month different woman come from farrin to say with him. When is not him wife, it’s baby mothers or girlfriends. When they are here she hears nothing from him, til dem gone and me haffi a dry har tears. Recently she invited mi over him place, so I went, I did not like him from a far an always lick out against him. when I met him I thought maybe I was unfair cuz he seemed nice and had a funny personality, him can run a joke yuh see.
It was getting dark and I told them I had to leave soon, he said he would shower then take me home. After the shower he came out in his towel, next ting the man drop the towel and weh mi see drop between him knees nuh normal! Mi nuh know how him nuh trip ova it!
I was a bit uncomfortable and didn’t know if mi fi run or tek a pic fi document it to send in to the zoo cuz mi did swear mi find a new species of snakehood! MI hear mi fren she,”Yuh nuh have no shame, how you just come out and a dry off infront a him suh,” him laff and said, “mi miss a spot cum dry it fi mi.” MET, can you believe that mi fren walk ova di man an get pon har knees like she did a go lick it? Mi get mad and she,”noo, noe sar mi nuh waan see mi a go outside guh wait pon unu.” Bout ten minutes later dem come outside and him drop mi home, I was so shocked mi look pon mi fren different. MET wen mi observe har the whole day round di man is like is a new person mi a see, mi nuh know dis person, she really dickmatized! Anyway, wen she and di man reach home she call mi, and mi hear di man pon speaker a she “tell har, tell har nuh.” She kept saying,”no, no stap eeh, stap eeh nuh.” Den mi said, leave har she don’t waan tell him, den mi ask him if she do everything he say and him she,”preddy much.” Den him tell har fi stap gwan like pickeny and tell mi. MET dat is wen mi fren said the words that cut mi to mi core to dis day, she said,”We neva waan you guh home cuz wi di waan do a 3some wid yuh, cuz mi waan watch mi eat u out.” Mi shout,”gal weh yuh just said?'” Den di dutty man said, “yeah she waan eat yuh punny an mi waan watch, den join unu later.” So mi she, bitch yuh mek man tun yuh inna a f**g fool an cannibal. MET, that was two weeks ago, mi block and delete har, mi madda and granny a ask why we vex, cuz we always so tight and we never vex yet. How do I say to dem, she did waan eat me out? MET what do I do, do I speak to her, I do miss her, but dis is too much.
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