I’ve been engaged 4 times b4 but did I ever tell yall abt the 1st time I nearly got married?I met this chick Lauren from New Jersey online n we hit it off in 2003.i can’t recall why we split but 9yrs passed n we somehow reconnected in 2012 n it was super.It was so super that SHE proposed n sent a Zale’s diamond ring with my cousin fr NY to give me.We planned a wedding by City council nothing fancy.She called me 1day abt 3weeks b4 di wedding n said she had a secret to tell me,she said the surgery was next week.So of course I go…what flipping surgery??!
So she’s like that’s the secret n can I guess how much she weigh!!i must’ve guessed 8times b4 she told me that she weigh 487lbs!!u couldn’t come thru any door anywhere in Jamaica at nearly 500lbs!!so she was doing liposuction n was using her share of di wedding money n wanted to push di weddi bk 5weeks more.So I say the weddin is off are u kidding me!!??all di time I was talking to her on the phone she refused to go on skype n all the pics she sent me was of someone else smh!
One bag a bawling she puddung n all me cry too but she was right abt 1 thing n that was she said but if I told u that I weighed 500lbs would u even give me the time of day?I was like babes which man u know a walk round n look a half ton woman?I really loved this girl n she wa great with my child n all but the deception was too much.She ask bk fi her ring but I sold it for $63000 n send her $41000 n keep the balance for my pain n sufferring.
Guys insist on skyping,trust me!!