Listen to me DMV Dancehall people. Stop use dis idiot bartenda gal alone. It’s Time fi ban har. All she duh is stay inna people bar when dem hire har a thief out the people dem money. Mi memba dem lickle gal dem weh name Kayshell & Channy Good Gal an Penny who is har big friend who keep cookout one year seh money missing an she Vioeltta rob up dem bar money, a sell to fi har favorite people dem fi discount price an lie tuh dem an seh she dem family a come a di bar fi liquor. Cammy dance she did a sell har own liquor an she an di gal a big friend & sistah. A regular she tief from Leisa Bashment, but true Leisa hab har money, she nuh badda ask har. She rob Glam G bar, Evaready RainBar, Borda Brunch, Summa Bruk Out, Alto ego, Abby Dance and di metropolitan show. Me hear Kirk come outta feem mout an seh him naw use har, cuz she tief and dem supposed to be best buddies tu rass. Even Oq Vision and the Hennessey Gal dem seh, dem nah use har. She rob up mi family wicked fi mine di mon dem weh she a screw an buy har fake clothes an shoes. Weh mek it worse she love mine people mon wid people bar money. Mi notice seh nuff a dem fraida dah fraud gal, Nuh gal weh f#ck har muma an har fren mon an walk a suck every dancehall man inna di dmv hood an love suck ooman clit & lick out dem battyhole caan chat tuh me nuh day. That’s why har big 25 yer old daughter a carpet muncher, cuz she si har mada guh deh suh both ways, an di miggle pickny right behind har wid dem slack self. She a disgrace an she need fi stop thieft mon. Dis 40 ad year old dun out illterate ooman weh nuh know how fi read muchless write good need adult education weh free. By di way, she hav any license fi distribute liquor? God know me will call di liquor pon da dutty cratches gal. Mek mi hear seh she ago rob my peoples dem dance a come up ina July. Mi warn mi family nuffi use har, but dem insist. Mek me hear seh money missing from my family ting, it ago me, she an di rass liquor board. Fi unu know weh me know don’t use dis whore of Lords! Hide yuh mon, hide yuh ooman an most of all yuh MONEY ina di bar.