WTF AFRICA-MAN HAVE HIM PERIOD

Man suffers from period pain, starts menstruating

IN a case of suspected juju, a 40-year-old Chitungwiza man claims he is experiencing menstruation periods for the past two weeks.

Joseph Mwale showed H-Metro how he is experiencing pains during urination and discharging blood accusing his wife Sheilah Kahari of bewitching him.

“I am in pain brother, to be honest with you I have been cheating on my wife and I strongly suspect that my wife used juju on me,” said Joseph.

“At first I thought it was bilharzia but it is not and the pain forced me to confess to my wife and we later engaged our relatives including my in-laws.

“As we speak my in-laws are expecting me to buy a beast to give my wife of 15 years as a fine for cheating on her.

“My wife is forcing me to visit Sekuru Banda and I strongly suspect that this Sekuru Banda might be the one who bewitched me to undergo this. Madzimai ane nguva yavo inopera asi ini ndiri kubuda ropa everyday ndichirwadziwa zvisingaite.

“I have no option, I cheated and if confessing and paying the fine is the only way to be delivered, I am prepared to meet sekuru Banda.

“I regret my evil acts but yekuendesana kumwedzi huroyi hwakaipa wangu, hazvina kumira mushe,” said Joesph showing H-Metro scars on his body of fighting with Sheilah.

Sheilah refused to entertain H-Metro and she ran away from this reporter.

However, Sekuru Banda confirmed giving married women charms that can cause mysterious things to force the partner to return to his family.

“Every day I attend to people seeking help over cheating husbands and some are forcing me to attend to them during the night as they do not want to be spotted by their spouses,” said Sekuru Banda.

“We are receiving visitors from UK, Botswana, Malawi and South Africa daily that some are booked in local hotels as they wait to consult me over stolen property and other traditional issues.

“I can cause cheats to experience things like menstruation, developing female or male organs or talking to animals so as to force you back to your wife,” said Sekuru Banda.

H-Metro spotted men and women waiting to consult Sekuru Banda with some in parked vehicles with foreign plates.

However, H-Metro sought comment from urological doctor, Dr Mvurume who described it as a rare disease that needs urgent attention.

“Problem of blood urine is one of the rarest diseases that needs urgent treatment since it usually involves the kidneys,” said Dr Mvurume

“We treat that as emergency and that man must visit a urological doctor urgently,” he added.

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