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ROXAN YUH OK WID BEING PAN DI SIDE SIDE?

Money Mike bring Roxann out for his birthday 😂

If you don’t see the man ON THE DAY, you are a side chick.
Side chicks get the day AFTER the man birthday, the day AFTER Christmas, the day AFTER New Year. Talk up Roxann, which are you?

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26 comments to this article

  1. Sweatymiss

    on August 10, 2018 at 9:39 am - Reply

    Dunce head lauren stop send in yuh own story dem u still not and will never be his wife

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  2. Anonymous

    on August 10, 2018 at 9:49 am - Reply

    Lauren u and roxann are both side chick u need to mek mike buy u a house because when him dead Charlene ago kick u out of the apartment stop send Ennn story Man U two both pathetic

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  3. Anonymous

    on August 10, 2018 at 10:27 am - Reply

    This girl and Lauren truly has no shame. Roxanne left her marriage to play matey to another matey just because of money, damn shame.

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  4. Cassie

    on August 10, 2018 at 10:37 am - Reply

    I dont think she’s in the same place.

  5. Anonymous

    on August 10, 2018 at 10:46 am - Reply

    You know I dont like no form of matey, but I prefer Roxanne. Any gyal weh breed fi married man must get stone. Lauren you were dead wrong to have that sperm connect to the egg.

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    • Amy White

      on August 11, 2018 at 12:26 pm - Reply

      I’m tried of telling you all, Lauren can’t do better because she doesn’t know better! Her mother was a side chick who slept with her boss and is so Lauren come to be her mother used to make her smoke cigarettes in the house when she was in HS, have man in a di house and all these things; Her mom used to allow her to wear makeup to school and know damn well seh Lauren dunce like bat, she just know that her daughter would have to rely on looks alone to survive. When Lauren had Gabby, her stitches neva even drop out and she was at parties ah dash out smh Lauren is what she is due to genetics Monique and Rayanne don’t even have the same father, Lauren GRANDMOTHER tek a married man and get Lauren mother.
      All this blasting on social Media nah phase Lauren cause she can’t make money no other way, she might cry in her bathroom before she swallow Mike shrivel viagra penis but she know seh the bills haffi pay and like Tara says “ for the kids”

      • No name

        on September 5, 2018 at 10:54 am - Reply

        woooooosahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! give us more goodie. This one juicy like the mango mi just done eat 🙂

  6. G

    on August 10, 2018 at 10:49 am - Reply

    Just shameful, Roxan!!

    Rosie birthday bouquet never look good. (Kasi arrangements still the best and show more love), check out the card……hilarious hahahahahahaha
    I think she send them to herself because no man that foolish, Rosie. Them soon know your secrets.
    She still hiding her pregnancy!! Even more shameful!! See why people not to take people man!! Everything have to hide and be a secret.

    • Anonymous

      on August 10, 2018 at 1:34 pm - Reply

      Give me more details deh goodie….Rosie Chin you talking??????? She preggo?

      • Anonymous

        on August 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm - Reply

        Yes ohhh, gyal hit the jackpot, got house bimmer and living very well!!!

    • G

      on August 10, 2018 at 10:42 pm - Reply

      Pussy use a next Alphabet and stop mix me up!

  7. Anonymous

    on August 10, 2018 at 10:56 am - Reply

    and Riu of all places? that is a side chick haven.

    • Anonymous

      on August 10, 2018 at 10:10 pm - Reply

      Money mike and his family members always stay at riu

  8. Anonymous

    on August 10, 2018 at 11:49 am - Reply

    @met.. big up yourself. No more a these fools thanks!!

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  9. We nuh pet ppl

    on August 10, 2018 at 12:21 pm - Reply

    @Met, mi hate yuh! :ngakak Shi seh “side side”! :ngakak Ah wondah if ah di front ah di side, “miggle” ah di side or di very back ah di side, shi post up????? For some side broad-ish, enuh, suh….. :ngakak

    I WISH A NIGGA WOULD, like a kitchen cabinet!…..I WISH I WOULD, like a limb on a tree!…..I WISH THAT VERY SAME NIGGA WOULD! Hmft, Money Mike fayva supmn seh yuh put pon string/leach! Fayva one Tetrapod, supmn from di class Reptilia! I kid you not, him look like sitten weh mi see one psycho walk wid all di time pon one leach! *Hisssss*

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  10. Anonymous

    on August 10, 2018 at 12:23 pm - Reply

    @Met, mi hate yuh! :ngakak Shi seh “side side”! :ngakak Ah wondah If ah di front ah di side, “miggle” or do very back ah di side, shi post up????? :ngakak

    I WISH A NIGGA WOULD, like a kitchen cabinet!…..I WISH I WOULD, like a limb on a tree! Money Mike fayva supmn seh yuh put pon string/leach! I swear him fayva smitten from di reptile

  11. Anonymous

    on August 10, 2018 at 5:29 pm - Reply

    Does Mike have a stake in Club Hotel RIU? He took Lauren there last week and then Roxanne this week and they both post their location, in the same pool and possibly the same room, because they want to showoff on each other and the other mates. These hoes truly have no shame.

    • Anonymous

      on August 10, 2018 at 8:07 pm - Reply

      He is at Breathless not riu

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      • Yardielovethug

        on August 11, 2018 at 10:51 am - Reply

        Thanks for clarifying his location Lauren.. Cuz that 10farridwharfdoghead bitchwitch too damn lie!!

        SYM Rocksand although yuh looking okish ya Suh cuz usually looking pon u induce vomiting to how yuh frigging disgusting! SYM again n agen still!

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  12. Anonymous

    on August 11, 2018 at 4:14 am - Reply

    Battle of the side chicks . Mike is the real King!

  13. G

    on August 11, 2018 at 3:16 pm - Reply

    Yes, Rosie Chin pregnant and baby due Sept. Troy and her expecting a girl.
    Story come to bump as there is a married man name being called up to be the father as well.
    So not sure now who’s the real father!!

    • Real G

      on August 11, 2018 at 6:29 pm - Reply

      Pussy stop mix me up! Choose a next alphabet!

      • Met

        on August 11, 2018 at 6:36 pm - Reply

        All mi did think a u and when mi si di ip mi seh no sah

      • Met

        on August 11, 2018 at 6:37 pm - Reply

        But real G fit u better so use it

        • G

          on August 12, 2018 at 10:31 pm - Reply

          Aunty u see how dem mix up?!

          • Met

            on August 12, 2018 at 10:47 pm -

            bad bad :ngakak

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