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32 comments to this article

  1. Marie

    on January 10, 2019 at 11:10 am - Reply

    Call me Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner

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  2. We nuh pet ppl

    on January 10, 2019 at 12:32 pm - Reply

    Buss a UB; 9.58! Dis look like it ah suffer from maäly gripe and fluxy complaint.
    :ngacir2 :ngacir2 :ngacir2 :ngacir2 :ngacir2

  3. Shawty

    on January 10, 2019 at 12:41 pm - Reply

    Kill and bury. Das funeral material.

  4. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 12:44 pm - Reply

    Bullet!

  5. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 1:06 pm - Reply

    Fly me a fly

  6. HELLO!

    on January 10, 2019 at 1:29 pm - Reply

    You for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!help. RUN.

  7. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 1:40 pm - Reply

    You mean turn him in a donkey and ride him go market? Cause a caa the other ride

  8. Nameless...

    on January 10, 2019 at 1:50 pm - Reply

    Mi ah guh try run? But based pan dah picha deh him look like him fastah dan 10…. yuh know di rest ahwou

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    • PhantomPhoenix

      on January 10, 2019 at 5:51 pm - Reply

      :hammer look like him would left Bolt a back.

      • Nameless...

        on January 10, 2019 at 8:39 pm - Reply

        Dwl hahahahaha! Gone wid di wind hehe

  9. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 1:51 pm - Reply

    mi so disappointed in how Jamaican men look these days!!!!! look pon di man blouse!!! di buttons under pressure 🙁 di man bleach out and look like a monkey!!!

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    • Nameless...

      on January 10, 2019 at 8:43 pm - Reply

      Yoooo why when mi read “look pon di man blouse” mi laff till mi weakkkkkk hahahahaha no man mi chest undah pressha blouse an skirt dwl

      • Wallaholic

        on January 11, 2019 at 12:37 am - Reply

        Everyday gyal a dress up eena trouses.
        Cah dem “man” a wear dem shawts an blouses.

        :kr
        :ngakak

        • Nameless...

          on January 11, 2019 at 7:28 am - Reply

          Wheeeeel and pullup dah one deh selecta hahahahaha.

  10. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 2:01 pm - Reply

    Another of those grey complexioned people with black burnt fingers…RUNNNNNNnnnnn

  11. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 2:20 pm - Reply

    Di button dem turn di stripe inna M.

    • Nameless...

      on January 10, 2019 at 8:45 pm - Reply

      Yuh si you, guh pan time out hahahahaha dem fi slow dung yuh wifi, nuh behavior yuh nuh have! Hehe

  12. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 2:28 pm - Reply

    RUN??…. straight Lightning…..BOLT!!!!

  13. Pinkstar

    on January 10, 2019 at 2:33 pm - Reply

    Just disappear….

  14. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 2:50 pm - Reply

    These are the entities you don’t want attracted to you under any circumstances. You just want it see you and think you a di ugliest thing pon di Planet. Cause when dem summen yah decide fi teck set pan you somewhere, you caan too blunt though, you haffi be nice fi you life and just a try see when you can get the hell out of there and escape it.

  15. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 4:54 pm - Reply

    Flyyyyyyyyyy

  16. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 7:32 pm - Reply

    Runnnnnnnn

  17. Real Talk

    on January 10, 2019 at 7:44 pm - Reply

    All di tattoo dem bleach out! That shirt look like a size tiny.
    Real talk :mad:

  18. Anonymous

    on January 10, 2019 at 7:57 pm - Reply

    run for dear life …gay gay gay

  19. Nameless...

    on January 10, 2019 at 8:47 pm - Reply

    Shibada come get yuh sexy sista! Yuh ere? Good lol!

  20. Original...

    on January 10, 2019 at 9:48 pm - Reply

    Met yuh wicked fi even post an ask dis! :tkp :tkp :tkp :tkp :takut :takut

  21. Wallaholic

    on January 11, 2019 at 12:38 am - Reply

    Everyday gyal a dress up eena trouses.
    Cah dem “man” a wear dem shawts an blouses.

    :kr
    :ngakak

  22. We nuh pet ppl

    on January 11, 2019 at 2:53 am - Reply

    @Nameless, your chest weh unda pressha ah di least ah di problem, how yuh tink di button and di pattern ah di blouse feel????? For di body gawn cross di margin and ah violate di restraining awda, weh di button geet, and ah set di VERTICAL stripes ACROSS di horizons, tuh bloodclaat!

    • Anonymous

      on January 11, 2019 at 12:04 pm - Reply

      WNPP YUH?? Hahahahaha dats it!!! mi reporting yuh tiday fi slandering hahahaha. Yuh too graphic wid yuh details, dem soon ban yuh from the internet cause a pure b○mb yuh drap hahahahaha

  23. We nuh pet ppl

    on January 11, 2019 at 2:58 am - Reply

    Den pon top ah dat him look like dem dust him wid ah powder pufff, cawz mi nuh know how him fayva ashes suh! Like him work ah one crematorium! Dis fly past di mark and double di fifty shades ah grey; dis reach ah hundred! Easy, Asham; nuh seh ah “rerd”!

  24. Anonymous

    on January 11, 2019 at 9:25 am - Reply

    look pon di man backa him wid di fur on lol

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