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Him is a Don, a Con-tractor
Him is Con, Cia Rip-porter
Him is a chauffeur for showing many her-s
Him is a butler for buttering a few-he-s
Him is a teef dat left di PNP in a million dollar ditch
Him is unlit but on some days he like to switch
females for males, boys for girls, beauty queens foh queers
Money kept his secret under the stairs
Don widout home
Buddy widout a zone
After him di dancehall queen did fall off har throne
Him is a Don, a con a real b—mon not a englishmon
But for sure, he made the now dead beauty queen spend much time in Inglon
Him is a Don, a con, a running mon
For him the government made request but Cia wudda kill dem wid trouble mon
Him is a Don, a con, in Cia retired lon
From him di dancehall queen sought to catch her pen-shon
By abiding in the house di don made no man’s lon-
When he failed to pay the monthly por-tion
Who is He?
Remember you now know he like mon, not only wo-mon


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21 comments to this article

  1. Tinan

    on September 29, 2014 at 12:13 pm - Reply


  2. MIMI

    on September 29, 2014 at 12:16 pm - Reply


  3. Anonymous

    on September 29, 2014 at 12:31 pm - Reply


  4. Riches

    on September 29, 2014 at 12:42 pm - Reply

    Mi a cum offa d site yah rite now ______________________________________________ dis yah poet yah :tkp :ngakak

    • Met

      on September 29, 2014 at 12:46 pm - Reply


      • Tawkchuet

        on September 29, 2014 at 12:54 pm - Reply

        Met good awfternoon ma’am is this really real?

        • Met

          on September 29, 2014 at 12:59 pm - Reply


  5. Anonymous

    on September 29, 2014 at 1:05 pm - Reply

    Met the beauty queen DEAD?!?!!!!!!!

  6. a nolle prosequi

    on September 29, 2014 at 1:10 pm - Reply

    ‘Don widout home’- weh that mean?…bcuz he’s not broke

  7. Puertoriquena

    on September 29, 2014 at 2:00 pm - Reply

    DenHii……is he a flip flop, I had no idea :nohope

  8. soap opera

    on September 29, 2014 at 2:08 pm - Reply

    metty you leave out the JPS part, ole wicked

  9. Startled

    on September 29, 2014 at 2:36 pm - Reply

    sombebody did gi mi a joke abt di (con)tractor, had me holding mi belly di way how mi laugh. well dis post just bring back dat memory.
    Met Congrats on ur increase reader/viewership.

    • Met

      on September 29, 2014 at 2:37 pm - Reply

      :thumbup Im loving it

  10. Little Willie

    on September 29, 2014 at 2:40 pm - Reply

    Say it ain’t sooooo. Mr Williams is a “bottom” feeder?

  11. Rumor

    on September 29, 2014 at 3:30 pm - Reply

    Met wat u mean dead?..The beauty queen weh go prison 4him his wife/gurlfriend babymother r sumthing she?..

    • Met

      on September 29, 2014 at 3:32 pm - Reply

      she is dead she died a few months ago the beauty queen/baby mother

      • Anonymous

        on September 29, 2014 at 3:41 pm - Reply

        Good afternoon all, how she die Met?

  12. Anonymous

    on September 29, 2014 at 4:20 pm - Reply

    The beauty Queen died in a car accident…. I think////

  13. Jabari

    on September 29, 2014 at 5:16 pm - Reply

    Dem man di capable a anything. D I , mi bin kno Ihim waz CIA spy longtime, but da one dey new..

  14. sk

    on September 30, 2014 at 6:06 am - Reply

    Cat out a di bag ya now…smfh…yes shani its me. Been reading on the low for some time. *hugs*

  15. chari

    on October 1, 2014 at 12:14 am - Reply

    Is which beauty queen died? Why women always running down the hype and know that the lifestyle is short lived? So who the former dancehall queen gone to now?

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