This post is based on an email that was sent and in no way reflects the views and opinions of ''Met'' or To send in a story send your email to [email protected]



It wasn’t a video
That showed what went on on the studio
Di dread name was Iley
And di next dread tongue long like Miley— Cryus
They say his tongue game is serious
He took it to the studio and turned it into a circus
It wasn’t the circus that upset Iley
It was ”The Seal” that balanced his balls and was thought of highly
She was polishing the next dread wid di long tongue like Miley

In the case of Zacariah Dread wid di big dumplin in his bed
Di next dread was giving Iley ooman so-so head
Regularly he eats,with limited hair in his teeth
Because once anything enters his mouth it is meat
It nuh hafi cook, jus season–yuh se-et
Di dread name was Iley
His case is di same like di selector wid di fake smiley
Both lost their women to dread whey lick out every hole wildy
So dat was di case of Iley, di dread and ”The Seal”, to put it mildly
The young lady says he is a friend
But Iley says his tongue has no end
And that is why he had to tell the studio goodbye–then
Its not a case about freaks
Just a dread with a tremendous appetite to eat uncooked meat
One that the selector is afraid to beat-


DISCLAIMER The views or opinions appearing on this blog are solely those of their respective authors. In no way do such posts represent the views, opinions or beliefs of "Met," or "Met" and will not assume liability for the opinions or statements, nor the accuracy of such statements, posted by users utilizing this blog to express themselves. Users are advised that false statements which are defamatory in nature may be subject to legal action, for which the user posting such statements will be personally liable for any damages or other liability, of any nature, arising out of the posting of such statements. Comments submitted to this blog may be edited to meet our format and space requirements. We also reserve the right to edit vulgar language and/or comments involving topics we may deem inappropriate for this web site. ****RULES**** 1. Debates and rebuttals are allowed but disrespectful curse-outs will prompt immediate BAN 2. Children are never to be discussed in a negative way 3. Personal information eg. workplace, status, home address are never to be posted in comments. 4. All are welcome but please exercise discretion when posting your comments , do not say anything about someone you wouldnt like to be said about you. 5. Do not deliberately LIE on someone here or send in any information based on your own personal vendetta. 6. If your picture was taken from a prior site eg. fimiyaad etc and posted on JMG, you cannot request its removal. 7. If you dont like this forum, please do not whine and wear us out, do yourself the favor of closing the screen- Thanks! . To send in a story send your email to :- [email protected]

30 comments to this article

  1. Original smh

    on September 30, 2014 at 8:26 am - Reply

    Mettt u much easy! Weh u say swiping is a regular practice for mr dread the producer?

  2. Uptown

    on September 30, 2014 at 8:30 am - Reply

    Good morning Met,Metters,n Skabama :siul

  3. Nosah

    on September 30, 2014 at 9:21 am - Reply

    Ok me Ms Legendary Skattered the Iley’s pums. but I’m cannot guess the who 2nd dread.

    • Met

      on September 30, 2014 at 9:34 am - Reply

      Read again…it was a studio not really bout ishawna look good and u will see the name of the next female

      • Nosah

        on September 30, 2014 at 11:28 am - Reply

        Thanks Met.. me need a legendary detox. Lol get it now

  4. Nosah

    on September 30, 2014 at 9:25 am - Reply

    ishawna better pray to God it work out with the 2nd opportunnist Skattered and him wife had up because den man dem pon IG not showing her no respect. Him a talk bot Mek him millions so him can retire. Kiss teet. ishawna nuh have talent feh millions unless him run had inna porn star. Lef Foota yes.. But do it with dignity. Not as industry mattress.

  5. LIEyuhahTELL

    on September 30, 2014 at 9:33 am - Reply

    Why d f**k unno NUH go SLEEP?
    Too early fi this man.
    Unno NUH get no cock last nite ??
    – sure ishwana did. big up dj
    Big up skatta . It was a joke obviously. He was supporting her.
    Why u NUH chat bout he post two weeks ago that all black woman should be protected. Respected and loved?
    Happy belated ishwana. Yuh buss way d radio now bad. Big up.

    • Met

      on September 30, 2014 at 9:44 am - Reply

      If u know whats good u come out of this post with you f**kery. You have no idea what is posted and u come wid your stupid self this morning. This has nothing to do with ishawna compulsive obsessive idiot

      • Anonymous

        on September 30, 2014 at 1:58 pm - Reply


    • Tawkchuet

      on September 30, 2014 at 11:51 am - Reply

      Any day ishallhoe puxxy teck a nap we will sleep FOH

  6. LIEyuhahTELL

    on September 30, 2014 at 9:37 am - Reply

    Love yuh Psalms 91 post this morning booo!
    Continue to read. Pray. Live yuh life and have fun my girrrrl- ishwana freedom is real.

    • Yawdy4Life

      on September 30, 2014 at 6:15 pm - Reply

      Loser dem set yuh fi pitch pon di wall? Yuh show up ebry day wid di same unhappiness an misery. Ah wah life duh yuh mek yuh bitta suh???

      • Met

        on September 30, 2014 at 6:35 pm - Reply

        Man done pan dem

  7. SANDY

    on September 30, 2014 at 9:55 am - Reply

    a wah do dis ya ediot ya met…kmft, u betta guh bade yuhself and remember to brush yuh teeth…

    • Met

      on September 30, 2014 at 9:57 am - Reply

      Ishawna must tell her she need an extra panty seat..The post have nothing to do with Ishawna..Her name is not ”THE SEAL” so mi nuh know whey this hurry come up idiot come from this morning a irk mi damn nerve

  8. PhantomPhoenix

    on September 30, 2014 at 10:05 am - Reply

    Met (morning) “The Seal” a beat me…

    • Met

      on September 30, 2014 at 10:26 am - Reply

      U a study too hard that’s why.. which female dj name similar to it? I think her twitter name is the seal

  9. Anonymous

    on September 30, 2014 at 10:22 am - Reply

    Metty OOooo who is “The Seal”? Caan figga dat on out

  10. FaSSie

    on September 30, 2014 at 10:37 am - Reply

    SEal … Cecile .

  11. Tawkchuet

    on September 30, 2014 at 10:38 am - Reply

    Cecile get eatings to n a one other freaky dread did ova da studio deh eno Khagoooo
    Metsy mawning how mi sound

    • Met

      on September 30, 2014 at 10:43 am - Reply

      :thumbup but Di next dread know him couldn’t compete so firing gwaan

      • Tawkchuet

        on September 30, 2014 at 10:51 am - Reply

        Lmaooooo di gal dem say Khago tongue sha sha sha shatttt a road lmaoooooooo yasssss gawddddd
        So scatta no want no tongue-pi-tion so him fire the man smh scatta ur mouth fava public tilit kmft

        • FaSSIe

          on September 30, 2014 at 11:06 am - Reply

          A wonda how him work di flesh round dem braces deh??????mmmm

  12. FaSSIe

    on September 30, 2014 at 11:04 am - Reply

    Mi woulda like fi know who ina di industry Cecile no sleep wid. ? and mi mean both man and woman. I wonder if is dis poor Chris Martin couldn’t handle meck him “Bolt”gone. Dwl. Cecile is time you tame that pusc of urs you kno. . you cah have so much “frens” . Mi also notice all a di sketts dem a fren. A wonda if she and Kockshawn a gi Scatter teeth di 3 and some. No man fi unuh mouth is a walking toilet. ewwww

    • Met

      on September 30, 2014 at 7:28 pm - Reply

      Him doe gone too far oo

  13. Pretty Nikki

    on September 30, 2014 at 11:25 am - Reply

    Ohhh god met , Man U badd like ten gun shot stop it me have weak heart and I cannot take it :tkp :tkp : :ngakak :malu :ngakak

  14. Riches

    on September 30, 2014 at 1:04 pm - Reply

    “regular he eats wid limited hair in his teeth” :ngakak hey Ms poetess admin mi cyah manig___________________________________ Good Morning have to get my daily dose of jmg no sah poem shot suh most a d dread dem like dem ital stew wid a likkle red meat woieee

  15. It is are here

    on September 30, 2014 at 1:13 pm - Reply

    :ngakak :ngakak mi sey the dread dem freaky and love eat pumpum more than normal. No sahhhhh

  16. chari

    on September 30, 2014 at 11:28 pm - Reply

    I’m lost to who dis dreads is? So much dread producers out there I can even figure the puzzle.

Leave a Reply

[+] kaskus emoticons nartzco

Current day month [email protected] *