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MI SEHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT ALREADY AND MI A GO SEH IT AGENNNNNNNNNN YUH CANNOT CALL YUHSELF LEGENDARY AND DI ONLY LEGEND YUH HAVE TUH YUH NAME IS BEING A SKETEL……..MAVADO CALL YUH DELILAH AND BELT OUT DI TUNE BUT MI NUH TINK NUH TUNE CAN DUH FI DIS BECAUSE DI SELECTOR IS NOT A DJ…SUH WHEN DI PEOPLE DEM DID TALK UP SEH YUH AND CHARM HAVE PIC A KISS INA DI MANAGER PHONE A DID TRUE? HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SOME A UNNO SUMTING WAA RAKE UP BECAUSE IT NAH GO HAVE A LIFE OF ITS OWN………..YOURS HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION!

JAMAICA NUH GOOD AGENNNNNN……….MI GET COUPLE CALL OOO……..FUS MI LIKKLE POLICE LINK CALL MI SEH MS LEGENDARY SKETEL WAS AT DI STATION ……WID HAR BADDIE BEAT UPPPPPPPP…DEN MI GET A NEXT CALL SEH MS LEGENDARY SKETEL GET WET UP…SUH BECAUSE MI WAA GET TO DI BATTAM A EVERY STORY MI GO SHELL DUNG A FEW PEOPLE FI CONFIRM UP SOME TINGS….. MI NAH LIE MS LEGENDARY SKETEL YUH PRIDELESS AND YUH P—- HOPELESS RITE BAKKA DAT… DEM SEHHHHH YESSIDEH….. DI SELECTOR EX OF MS LEGENDARY MI NAH CALL NUH NAME……….. DI SELECTOR EX. DI ONE WID DI GREASE PROBLEM……… MR FULL BODY GREASE…….GIVE MS LEGENDARY SKETEL A PIECE A BEATING INA DI BACK A ONE CAR YESSIDEH……….. DEM SEH HIM WALK SOME BREED A LICK ALL DID HAVE HIM GUN A TELL MS LEGENDARY SKETEL SEH HIM SHUDDA KILLA HAR KLAAT………… DI BYSTANDER SEH WHEN DEM LOOK IS BOUT 4-5 MAN HAFFI TEK OFF MR FULL BODY GREASE…..DEM SEH MR FULL BODY SEHHHHHHHHHH SHE DEH WID DI STUDIO MANAGER… SHE GET SPRINKLE FUS…….DEN WAP WAP WAP HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEOPLE DED!!! AND DEM HOLE DEAD FURSE :nerd

AH LIKKLE BIRDIE DID TELL MI LONG TIME……..SEH MS LEGENDARY SKETEL AND DI STUDIO MANAGER USED TO LOCK WHEY INA STUDIO ROOM AND COME OUT A SMELL AND DI MAN COME OUT A SMELL SUH DEM KNOW SEH TINGS A GWAAN AN ME AS UJAL SEH NO MAN SHE CUDDEN SUH BRITE BECAUSE LEGENDARY MAN DEH DI STUDIO EVERYDAY……..A DI MANAGER BRING MS LEGENDARY SKETEL AND MR FULL BODY GREASE TO DI STUDIO AND KNOW SAY MS LEGENDARY SKETEL DID A GIVE UP DI TINGS TUH HIM?? IT CUDDEN BE……….BUT IT BEEN A GWAAN ………WOIEEEEEEEE SOME A UNNO PRIDE NUH NUFF IT NUH NUFF AT ALL …..IS HOW MUCH MAN YUH WANT TO TEK? YUH SEH YUH MUS BUS DIS YEAR BUT DI ONLY TING YUH GET SO FAR DIS YEAR A DIS BUS ASS..DAT YOU PAID FOR…HOW YUH FEELING DIS LOVELY MONDAY?? POLICE STATION STOP HAFFI MEK AND NOW DEM WAA BAN YUH EX MAN FROM DOWN A DI STUDIO BECAUSE WAR BOUT FI GWAAN…HOW YUH AND INSTAGRAM A PROGRAM?? YUH SEH YUH SLIM AND YUH A TEK PEOPLE MAN……….AND A BAG A MAN HAFFI TEK YUH EX MAN AFFA YUH …WHERE WAS DI PEOPLE DEM MAN FI BACK YUH UP??
SOME UNNO GYAL JUS FI CUT OUT UNNO CUT AND GO TEK TIME NEATLY BURY IT AND WALK WID OUT
SOME A UNNO GYAL FI GUH DIG OUT UNNO CHEST AND DROP IT OFF INA HOT BOILING SALT WATER KAW NUFF CROSSES DEH PAN IT FI WASH OFF! UNNO STUMUK TOO TRANG
SOME A UNNO GYAL FI TEK UNNO MOUT AND USE JAYSE WASH IT OUT AND LAMP OIL RINSE IT…
SOME A UNNO GYAL FI TEK OFF DI BRES DEM WHEY UNNO MADA PAY FI PUT ON AND RETURN IT SUH UNNO MADDA CAN GET BACK HAR PRIDE WHEY SHE LOST WHILE TEEFING OUT DI WHOLE A FARRIN
SOME A UNNO GYAL FI GO MEK DI DOCTOR LEGGO BACK DI FAT WHEY HIM TEK OUT A UNNO BELLY BECAUSE DI FAT SUCK OUT WID UNNO PRIDE
SOME A UNNO GYAL FI GO LAY DUNG UNNO BODY DUNG A ARMS HOUSE BECAUSE UNNO COME INLIKE SOME PRETTY BITTA SWEETIE…….UNNO SEH UNNO SWEET AND UNNO BITTA TUH DI BELLY
SOME A UNNO GYAL FI WALK WID NAME REPLACEMENT INSTEAD A GOODAS UNNO NEED FI CHANGE UNNO NAME TO QUINTY BECAUSE A SUH UNNO QUINT A SUH SOME A UNNO OPEN UP LIKE A CLOTHES PIN WID NO MAN TO PIN
SOME A UNNO GYAL A RUN DUNG CAREER AND CAREER A RUN FROM UNNO
SOME A UNNO GYAL JUH CHUHHHHH A WHA DO SOME GYAL??????

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64 comments to this article

  1. metsuperlover

    on July 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm - Reply

    rasssclothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! den a wah suh bout the old man ?

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 2:26 pm - Reply

      U have di wrong person not di owner di manager…

  2. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm - Reply

    Ishawana yuh dirty wretch yuh! Foota shoulda buss your rass some more! Go turn down your hole and rest it for a while!

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 2:16 pm - Reply

      sorry nuff errors correcting now but unno get di point.dem too bitta man!

  3. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 2:14 pm - Reply

    This :medicine: :( :repost: put it in my pocket :sundulgans

  4. Free&simple

    on July 21, 2014 at 2:37 pm - Reply

    Wat a rinse outtttttt

  5. annoymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 2:44 pm - Reply

    Ms Met nuh wey day Mr Fooda Hype did a wife har . Them did all deh pon onstage a profess dem love . No Sah .

  6. a diff me

    on July 21, 2014 at 2:47 pm - Reply

    so a who a di manager MET ?

    and me like see story wid picture when me a read fi reference – so dash up ms legendary, foota, di studio, di police station and di manager picture dem please

    LOL

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 2:50 pm - Reply

      mi nah :maho
      smaddy soon come call di name ooo u know I duz not got any kinda luck roun yere :hammer

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 2:53 pm - Reply

      dat post yessideh

  7. Tawkchuet

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:01 pm - Reply

    No di man whey name scatta a di manager woooooiiiiiiieeeeeeeee unnu likkle gal no easy ee no unnu make unnu front control unnu to much man go eennn wap wap wap u fuxx to much wap wap have man a laff afta mi wap wap gi whey the puxxy fi studio time wap wap wap ahhhh booiiii

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 3:01 pm - Reply

      let me get my :tkp

      • Tawkchuet

        on July 21, 2014 at 3:07 pm - Reply

        WAITS ONS ME’SSSSSSS mi veetle no hab no gas :ngacir: :ngacir: :ngacir:

        • Met

          on July 21, 2014 at 3:10 pm - Reply

          no bad people pan mi veetle :ngacir2

          • Tawkchuet

            on July 21, 2014 at 3:16 pm -

            Metsy dontttttt do that man lmaooo

          • Met

            on July 21, 2014 at 3:23 pm -

            I kaint afford bad people pan mi bike oo

          • Anonymous

            on July 21, 2014 at 3:19 pm -

            met me shame.. den scatta look betta than foota hype? if I laugh one more time me fight me mout

          • Met

            on July 21, 2014 at 3:24 pm -

            :angel

          • Tawkchuet

            on July 21, 2014 at 3:32 pm -

            :hammer :hammer :hammer :hammer

    • anonymous

      on July 21, 2014 at 6:31 pm - Reply

      scatta weh come pon magnun kings and queens

  8. Tawkchuet

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:05 pm - Reply

    Ishawna so is wat possess u fi fuxx two man in such close proximity ma’am mi couldn’t dweet cause eberytime the two man dem walk close to one anedda mi woulda shit up mi self unnu to rawsssseee bad mainnne but differently ugly Foota whey a walk a nyam dung ebery crotches have no right fi lick di girl mi angry :mewek2 :mewek2 :mewek2

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 3:07 pm - Reply

      a ting di beating was given fi di big disrespect oo..he got played right before him eye

      • Tawkchuet

        on July 21, 2014 at 3:15 pm - Reply

        Met dat is like dem did a fuxx pon him eyelid a dem woman ya meck man say woman coldddddddd eno she all have a child fi Mr Grease that no look good man

        • Met

          on July 21, 2014 at 3:16 pm - Reply

          u know when old time people say DARING? dis is dat

  9. soap opera

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:05 pm - Reply

    what a disgrace ina de place

  10. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:30 pm - Reply

    HI met whispering.. you nuh see scatta all a promote show fi ishawna? pan him IG? she don’t need foota hype no more! look how much time him invest in a her? my god she wicked bad

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 3:35 pm - Reply

      ure not mixing me no sor :tkp

  11. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:36 pm - Reply

    a wonder If she a go hide and tek ninja man next? :ngakak :ngakak her pussy na no principle

  12. BIGMAN

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:38 pm - Reply

    But the girl a use har pussy fi get ‘ahead’ in life, ntn nuh wrong with that!!!! unnu stop watch the girl pussy mileage!!!!

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 3:46 pm - Reply

      we nah count no miles a di beating we a count u too bad

  13. Yawdy4Life

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:48 pm - Reply

    Dem deh behavior deh jus straight up bare face an dry yeye. Propa wapping affi serve.

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 4:04 pm - Reply

      i taught it was me alone oo :tkp

    • English rose

      on July 21, 2014 at 4:43 pm - Reply

      I don’t condone violence of any kind but she fi get it all in her hot fi trot crotches

  14. fixit

    on July 21, 2014 at 3:56 pm - Reply

    Suh nuh weyday mi see scatta tek the mic and a big up foota inna
    Gallis wednesday a lime light. When the box arguement did a gih round
    sey nuttin no guh so because foota fight off 3policeman one time
    yuh see you Scatter Ms. Kitty voice
    Lol him brave. Scatta no married ???

  15. Really Doah?!

    on July 21, 2014 at 4:09 pm - Reply

    Bwoy Ishawna u really love di ugly man dem…take mi foolish advice, if you ever feel the need fi phuck pon u man (since it look like a dat u love) make sure say u upgrade ok boo boo

  16. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 4:13 pm - Reply

    Just saw a new video she did before I come here and gal nuh short of being a low cost porn movie, I thought to myself why this gal suh classless and trashy, we’ll guess she demonstrating her inner feelings and the house inside kmft. Michael shame first hard where did she lose herself, as a mother what she teaching hard pickney, distasteful, disgraceful, nasty to say the least.

  17. The original smh! Nuh new round here!

    on July 21, 2014 at 4:31 pm - Reply

    Me nuh endorse no ooman beating…. I think a skatta dead wrong and ms legendary have a puxxy problem that she get from her mum

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 4:39 pm - Reply

      mek mi :tkp
      u nah behave at all todeh :tkp

      • Anonymous

        on July 21, 2014 at 5:05 pm - Reply

        Me….. Hey

  18. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 4:52 pm - Reply

    So he beat her and it’s her fault? Cause she use her sex organ that she was born with to do as she like it’s her life and even though I don’t condone her behavior he shouldn’t raise him hand to har.

  19. Tawkchuet

    on July 21, 2014 at 5:14 pm - Reply

    But jook a pin a mussi scatta a promote the no clothes wearing n the whole heap a throw wurd was for scatta wife then but waitttttt

  20. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply

    Ishawna what away yawh tek a vengeance pan di fat yuh did have… From yuh lose dung di weight yuh just a f**k so like yuh upset wid yuh self… Likkle gal Nuh wAh day yuh did a tek di don from pen how skatta drop een??

    Bubblelikesoup

  21. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 5:36 pm - Reply

    Chuet di chowe wud a fi whole heep a ppl cuz a nuff gal man a get fux go back go listen to di song whey seh shi ago tek a gal man tonight. Yuh tink a joke ting.

    Bubblelilesoup

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 5:37 pm - Reply

      bubbleup pup puppppppppppppp

    • Tawkchuet

      on July 21, 2014 at 10:17 pm - Reply

      Bubble bubble whey u say Ishawna a run room for rent apply within n the landlord come cuff up all unknown resident unnu bad eee no

  22. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 5:48 pm - Reply

    Mettyyyyy In di space of 3 mnths har name call pan 3 man. A whey shi. A look fah so.

    Bubblelikesoup

  23. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply

    Somebody up top seh shi a f**k fi get a head! Wudnt it b better if shi f**k di boss? Well a guess shi a work har way up lol

  24. fax

    on July 21, 2014 at 5:55 pm - Reply

    Remember D’angle did said a pay a f**k she do all them A old f**k a

  25. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 6:00 pm - Reply

    A who say f**k di boss?? If joe bangladang tek on one more hoe there will be no more dowsound. Dem affi tek round joe.

    Bubblelikesoup

  26. Wifey

    on July 21, 2014 at 6:57 pm - Reply

    Afta ishawna Nuh wah toya kill har if she tek joe

  27. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 7:39 pm - Reply

    IT look like ms legendary recovah from the wappins…..Ms Legendary says She are worried bout her checking and savings..shi not worried bout unuh gossiping and hatin..IF I Lauf!!!!

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 7:41 pm - Reply

      mi nah laugh mi dus a lean back ______________________________________________________ well mi really bruck so mi doe have a dime to worry about

      • Anonymous

        on July 21, 2014 at 7:42 pm - Reply

        Met summday just comment bout yuh fi nyam shit…si the f**ka dem ova yah regulah!!!!

        • Met

          on July 21, 2014 at 7:44 pm - Reply

          yes ooo when dem seh dat desso dem come yasso come wap wap wap u know people two face just like that :ngakak

          • Anonymous

            on July 21, 2014 at 7:47 pm -

            Mi say!!!!!!! :ngakak

          • Met

            on July 21, 2014 at 7:51 pm -

            lawd a merrrrrrrrrrrrrsay *barrington levy voice*

  28. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 7:54 pm - Reply

    :ngakak

    • Met

      on July 21, 2014 at 8:04 pm - Reply

      If mi seh mi pretty and tings a gwaan fi mi body …………………. no scrap metal to mi ting…….mi wudda haffi climb pan di leddah and go clearrrrrrrrrrr up a top and tek a nice clean piece a steel .. A betta mi go Dubai go do mi ting and bring one Sheik come a Jamaica yes sah …Plane and farin King would have to come to my port of entry :nerd

      • Anonymous

        on July 21, 2014 at 8:23 pm - Reply

        :ngakak lawd a merrrrrrrrrrrrrsay *barrington levy voice*..No matta how dem pretty…some Gal nuh have no class..no pride..nor charactah!

  29. Princess

    on July 21, 2014 at 8:19 pm - Reply

    Wonda if d don from pen ago defend dis ya now. Mi rass

  30. Anonymous

    on July 21, 2014 at 11:57 pm - Reply

    So she naaa bada deh wid Asafa again?

  31. Anonymous

    on July 22, 2014 at 12:54 am - Reply

    Suh shi nuh hab no bredda or man fren fi beat out back him claat. Meck dese mofos move dem dutty bumbohole and gwey. If a ooman cheat pon u and u nuh like it teck weh u self and guh look a faithful smaddy. I don’t care how loose a ooman may be wid har body, nuh man nuh hab no right fi lay hand pon har, u nuh own nuhbody. A shoulda me, when mi dun wid him rass him wouldn’t able fi tan up trait fi di ress a feem life, and no, mi nuh eena no combat, but di deception and di fckry him woulda meet. Ooman fi wise up and nuh guh unda no man foot eva. Find di spirit a Lilith eena unno and know unno power.

  32. F**ka Dem

    on July 23, 2014 at 12:10 am - Reply

    This is biased idk y ? No woman deserves that no matter what. I thought she was a hoe too until i heard the full story. Mek Footah guh suck him madda an continue mine him ratchet dancer gyals. Man a wicked

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