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39 comments to this article

  1. Anonymous

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:16 pm - Reply

    Then GG and dougie really a f%ck . Mi pus*y no sah

  2. simplicity

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:22 pm - Reply

    yuh knw dah site yah really mix up doah,cum ere deh met yuh too gud

    dougie is a weh the big word fe str8 ppl name agen some head-o-sexual or sumtin likka dat :nerd

    • Met

      on June 4, 2013 at 4:23 pm - Reply

      simply whey u seh heado wha? :tkp

  3. simplicity

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:28 pm - Reply

    wah de wurdddddddddddddddddddddddd……as mi seet mi memba home gurl yesideh a give out de warning fe botton std weh a lodge inna pum pum.

    JMG ppl is douglas dat big word for str8

  4. Tawkchuet

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:28 pm - Reply

    Then unnu no see say chevebabe set the thing straight neat n nice and I quote ” It’s a good thing when u know u have aTRUE FRIEND. Blessup” whey she lef off was TRUE FRIEND WHO WILL BE UR BEARD SO U CAN GWAAN TRICK DI CROWD SAY SAUSAGE IS NOT UR MAIN DISH MATTER OR FACT ONLY DISH.
    Dougie gwaan trick we man we r really trickedddd yup smh mi believe u Dougie mi believe u man :cool

    • Met

      on June 4, 2013 at 4:30 pm - Reply

      chuet when mi si dat mi slide dung ina di people dem chair :ngakak

  5. simplicity

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:31 pm - Reply

    but kp sey WIFE chuet…no man it c-rus

  6. Tawkchuet

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:32 pm - Reply

    Yeahhhh Metsy u no believe Dougie beard????? :hammer :hammer

  7. Tawkchuet

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm - Reply

    Simpli KP him/herself a try trick we fi years say he/she is not a MANT so she in on the trick too mi nahhhhhhhhhh looooookkkkkk at dem nopessss not looking

  8. simplicity

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:37 pm - Reply

    dem aguh mek sum beautiful kids..marriage soon platty-pus??!?!?

  9. Yep!

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:39 pm - Reply

    Hey there are women out there ( not chowing nuh word pa yuh gg) who love man weh jus as feminine… Or even more feminine ( again gg, not chowing any wud pa yuh) than she… A mean they are. I just wonder who stands up from who siddung when a time fe peepee…

  10. Tawkchuet

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:42 pm - Reply

    Simpli today a chuesday no tell no lie pon chuesday pls n tonks :hammer :hammer

  11. simplicity

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:47 pm - Reply

    weh yah try sey yp gg strap on :ngakak

    chuet doah cum style the new set a str8 ppl dem ooooooooooooooo

  12. ms crimson

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:55 pm - Reply

    the last comment is so right loving ONE woman is nothing to be ashmed of dougie because her mates are of another gender and only 2 deh bout :peluk

    • simplicity

      on June 4, 2013 at 5:01 pm - Reply

      :tkp

    • me too pretty

      on June 5, 2013 at 11:22 am - Reply

      haha

  13. Yep!

    on June 4, 2013 at 4:56 pm - Reply

    Yuh know Simplicity I plead the 5th at this time. I was watching (I’m Married To A…;) on MTV last weekend and this lady is married to a gay man; they have a very happy marriage ( with kids might I add), and when it comes to sexual intercourse, him a tek di back shot, so Simplicity I’m gonna lift my gag order and say that yes, it is possible.

    • Met

      on June 4, 2013 at 5:03 pm - Reply

      :tkp a wha do yeppie

    • tre0pound

      on June 5, 2013 at 1:29 pm - Reply

      Yep if it’s the Mormon couple with children, then I seen it as well. So much bi-sexual’s and swingers so why cant a gay man get a str8 woman with her knowing he is gay? Desperate measures for desperate times huh?

  14. Miss-$tullesha

    on June 4, 2013 at 5:06 pm - Reply

    O.o damn this serious…happy fi DEM

  15. Really!!!!!!!!

    on June 4, 2013 at 5:21 pm - Reply

    I dont know if he is gay or not but I have seen him a couple of times and my gaydar was ringing!!!!!!??

  16. simplicity

    on June 4, 2013 at 5:31 pm - Reply

    ____________________________________________-is wah duh yep!

  17. Can't~believe

    on June 4, 2013 at 5:48 pm - Reply

    I think all of this is a sham to cover his sexuality, he did this because kymarly put a pic of him doougie and another lady last night. As the comment say ” true friend” Under his post. most gay who are afraid. To come out about their sexuality normally does this for cover.Seen this dude couple of times and he looks guyish and very guyish. He’s even friends with tino. She wasnt even at dwayne wake or anything, or even seen them in the streets. But this is all a SHam!

    • Met

      on June 4, 2013 at 5:49 pm - Reply

      yes talk di tings dem :tkp

    • simplicity

      on June 4, 2013 at 6:19 pm - Reply

      leff click dat pic followed by a right save mek a c wats gwaan’n….

  18. MY NAME IS....

    on June 4, 2013 at 7:10 pm - Reply

    #thebeardlife

  19. MAMACITA

    on June 4, 2013 at 7:30 pm - Reply

    :nerd :angel :2thumbup :kimpoi

  20. DWRL

    on June 4, 2013 at 7:53 pm - Reply

    F**kery, no p**y on that man dick or lip……..the only way dem DEH is unless she a f*8ck him wid the dildo or she a let him use the back door

  21. Johnny

    on June 4, 2013 at 8:12 pm - Reply

    There is NO where in this post that Mention that this is a couple. It’s his close fren. Bwoy y’all stupid as hell

  22. Tawkchuet

    on June 4, 2013 at 10:45 pm - Reply

    Johnny hi herloooo a u a di wife tho???????????? Batty man get ere body sense these days guess sense grow inna batty now a days ok Johnny the smart one

  23. fashiondoll

    on June 4, 2013 at 11:00 pm - Reply

    Met we need a copter fi fly ova de high wall caz de bike cant carry you fast enuf. Foots lets go :ngacir: :ngacir:

    • Met

      on June 4, 2013 at 11:10 pm - Reply

      fashiondoll chuet doe have no behaviour not a tip

  24. pan topa demz

    on June 4, 2013 at 11:24 pm - Reply

    A weakkkkk!!!! Ooo!! Mi bellyyyy!!! Too much back shottttt.. unno bad nuh rass!!! :supermaho :maho

  25. Anonymous

    on June 4, 2013 at 11:59 pm - Reply

    All I see is one friend blessing up another on their birthday. The followers are making the most statements not Douglas.

  26. Tlc

    on June 5, 2013 at 8:37 am - Reply

    Mi can’t understand! So how gg wasn’t at Dwayne wake to support her man through this rough times, but guess who was there kymarly and they even took pics together. So dougie can’t fool a soul.

  27. TT

    on June 5, 2013 at 11:28 am - Reply

    Ummmmm
    -__-

    *in shock*

    BUT ISN’T PLATTYPUMSSS GAY!?
    WTF!? :mewek

  28. me too pretty

    on June 5, 2013 at 11:36 am - Reply

    Beard- Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

    used in a sentence:
    Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

    poor Jenny, she has no idea that she’s been Allen’s beard for the past 5 years

    • Met

      on June 5, 2013 at 11:38 am - Reply

      me too prett :tkp

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